I Love Elephants

WARNING WANRING WARNING: POACHERS WILL BE SHOT ON SIGHT

I love my blue elephant. Every day when I wake up, I think about him. Every night when I go to sleep, I think about him again. My blue elephant is my reason for living. All of my hopes and dreams are pinned on my blue elephant. If something were to happen to my blue elephant, I do not know how I could go on. I cannot exist without my blue elephant, and my blue elephant cannot exist without me. When I think of poachers stealing the trunks of blue elephants, I feel a primordial anger rising in my soul. How can anyone dare to touch the trunk of my blue elephant? And if a poacher were to remove the tusks of my blue elephant, I would be forced to remove the tusks of the poacher. My blue elephant is for me and for me only. Nobody is allowed to visit my blue elephant except for me. Nobody is allowed to see my blue elephant except for me. Nobody is allowed to know about my blue elephant except for me. Nobody is allowed to think about my blue elephant except for me. If anybody poaches the thought of my blue elephant, I will poach the soul of that person.

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